Tuesday, December 2, 2025

Santa Didn’t Get Hacked—You Did

 


Holiday scams aren’t scams anymore—they’re AI-driven ambushes waiting for your next click. Trust nothing. Shop slowly. Or watch your identity vanish like snow in fire.

The first time I realized Christmas had grown teeth was when I opened my inbox and saw an email from “Amazon” offering me a 90% discount on a TV I wasn’t even shopping for. The logo looked perfect. The colors matched. The deal felt like a warm cookie pulled straight from the oven. But something in me twitched. A shadow. A whisper. A warning. It was the kind of feeling you get when the guy in the alley smiles too wide. And that’s when it hit me. The holiday Grinch wasn’t stealing gifts anymore. He was stealing identities—and he had upgraded to artificial intelligence.

That’s the new battlefield we’re fighting on. A digital Wild West where the cowboys don’t ride horses—they ride algorithms. And trust me, the AI gunslingers aren’t missing.

NordVPN dropped the first bomb: fake eBay sites shooting up by more than 500 percent in October alone. Fake Amazon and other major shopping sites climbing beyond 200 percent, spreading like some kind of cyber plague. These aren’t sloppy scams with bad grammar and pixelated clip art. These things look legit enough to fool the devil. You could stare at them for a full minute and swear you’re standing inside Bezos’s living room.

Cybersecurity expert Morgan Wright tried to explain it on TV, but let’s be honest: you could feel the panic leaking through the screen. He said the old email scams—the Nigerian prince offering you millions—are ancient history now. A joke. A relic. Something you tell your kids about around the campfire. The new crooks are smarter, quicker, and more polished than a Wall Street banker on bonus day. They use AI to write the emails, build the sites, and design the traps. They don’t just fool your eyes—they fool your instincts.

And Gen Z? The digital natives? Forty-two percent of scam victims in 2025 were aged eighteen to twenty-nine. The very people who brag about being tech-savvy, who think they can smell danger through a touch screen. Turns out the scammers know those same kids shop fast, scroll faster, and trust anything wrapped in an aesthetic TikTok bow. The irony tastes like burnt popcorn. The generation raised online is now the ripest fruit for digital harvest.

Morgan made a point that stuck with me. He said defenses used to be easy because scams were hard to pull off. Now it has flipped. Scammers have AI tools so simple and so cheap that anyone with a grudge and a laptop can build a fake Amazon site before lunchtime. AI used to be rocket science; now it’s Christmas décor for crooks. Everyone’s using it—including chart-topping country artists and bored teenagers making synthetic pop songs in their bedrooms. If a kid in pajamas can generate a radio hit in two minutes, imagine what a criminal with no conscience can do.

And it’s not just holiday season anymore. These fake sites move early. October. The moment pumpkin spice hits the shelves. That’s when the wolves start hunting. They know the shopping season starts then. They know people start clicking before thinking. Morgan said something his military friends loved to repeat: slow is smooth, smooth is fast. In other words, breathe. Don’t storm the beaches of Normandy every time you see a flashing discount banner.

But here’s the problem. Humans don’t slow down. Not in the age of one-click buying and same-day delivery. We are addicted to speed. We shop like we’re racing ghosts. And scammers know it. They count on it. They build traps in the cracks of our impulse.

History doesn’t lie. Americans lost billions to online fraud in the early 2020s, and the slope never flattened. It shot up like a fever. People thought the warnings were scare tactics. People thought they were too smart to fall for anything fake. People thought the world still made sense. And then deepfake voices started duping CEOs, tricking them into sending out money because the AI mimicked their boss’s speech pattern down to the throat clearing. That was four years ago. Four lifetimes ago in tech time. If AI could fool a Fortune 500 executive then, what chance does a tired parent have clicking through Christmas deals at 1 a.m.?

So here I am, typing, thinking, watching my own credit card statement like it’s a hostage situation. Every transaction gets a glare. Every email gets a side-eye. I type Amazon into the browser myself now. I treat QR codes like radioactive material. I’m the kind of person who used to laugh at people who said “technology is dangerous.” Now I’m wondering if I should start shopping with cash and a prayer.

Morgan joked that he clicked a suspicious link himself and is still waiting to see if his order shows up. That’s when it hit me. If the experts are slipping, the rest of us are skating on thin ice, blindfolded, with fireworks strapped to our backs.

The truth is ugly, and I won’t sugarcoat it. The scammer on the other side of the screen doesn’t have to break into your house. He doesn’t have to pick a lock or wear a mask. He just needs you to move too fast. He just needs you to trust your eyes. He just needs you to believe that your inbox is still safe. When it isn’t.

And that’s why I’m here writing this, sounding like an ex-cop who’s seen too much. Because I have seen too much. Because I’ve watched the world slip into a digital trance where people think convenience is the same as safety. It isn’t. A smooth road can still lead to a cliff.

So slow down. Look twice. Question everything with a pulse—or a processor. Because Santa isn’t the one sneaking into your life this year. The thief doesn’t come down the chimney anymore. He comes through your email, wearing a smile, waving a discount, and whispering, “Click here.”

And the next thing you know, it’s not presents you’re unwrapping on Christmas morning.

It’s consequences.

 

Santa Didn’t Get Hacked—You Did

  Holiday scams aren’t scams anymore—they’re AI-driven ambushes waiting for your next click. Trust nothing. Shop slowly. Or watch your ident...