Every Monday, Anambra buries billions—and Lawmaker Aguocha brings the shovel. Fear rules, and fools call it peace.
I have heard a lot of bad takes in Nigerian politics, but
Obi Aguocha’s statement about the Monday sit-at-home policy takes the crown,
the robe, and the whole damn throne. What Lawmaker Obi Aguocha is saying is
complete nonsense. I mean, not the polite kind of nonsense—the full-blown,
head-scratching, jaw-dropping type that makes you wonder if the man even lives
on the same planet as the rest of us. Either he’s too dumb to understand how
this ridiculous Monday sit-at-home order is destroying businesses and jobs in
Anambra State, or he needs to see a doctor for a cognitive check. Because
there’s no other explanation for a supposed lawmaker defending paralysis as
policy and fear as freedom.
For three years now, the South-East Nigeria (comprising
of Anambra, Enugu, Imo, Abia, and Ebonyi States) has lived under a weekly
hostage situation dressed up as solidarity. Every Monday, markets lock up,
schools shut down, and streets look like scenes from a post-apocalyptic movie.
It’s like God pressed pause on development and forgot to unfreeze it. All this
because a group of gun-toting thugs decided that staying home equals
liberation. And instead of fighting for sanity, Obi Aguocha is here defending
it like it’s some sacred cultural festival.
Let’s be real. The Monday sit-at-home order started as a
protest—fair enough. Nnamdi Kanu’s arrest stirred emotions, and the people
wanted justice. But what began as a political statement has become an economic
suicide note. IPOB itself has disowned it. Yet every week, lives are lost,
wallets emptied, and the future mortgaged. The South-East bleeds over ₦10
billion ($7.10 million) every Monday, according to economic estimates. Multiply
that by 52 weeks and you’ve got a region bleeding half a trillion naira
annually. That’s not activism—that’s assisted collapse.
Walk through the cities of Onitsha or Awka in Anambra
State on a Monday morning, and you’ll see the real tragedy—empty roads, closed
markets, and frightened faces. The smell of fear mixes with dust and
hopelessness. Schools sit like abandoned shells, and children stare out of
windows learning nothing but silence. That’s what Aguocha calls “peace.” That’s
not peace—that’s paralysis with a press release.
And then he opens his mouth to scold Governor Soludo for
trying to end it. He says Soludo’s actions are “unconstructive” and
“counterproductive.” Oh really? So doing nothing while the region burns is
“constructive”? Maybe Aguocha would prefer Soludo to organize a committee to
study the philosophy of fear instead of fixing it. He even said Soludo
“unleashed terror on silent agitators.” Silent agitators? My foot. The only
thing silent in Anambra on Mondays are the gunshots—right before they hit their
targets.
Aguocha talks about “rights.” He says Soludo can’t compel
traders to open their shops. Fine. But can criminals compel them to close them?
Can fear now dictate market hours in a supposed democracy? The irony is
suffocating. When a man defends oppression because it wears his tribe’s
uniform, he’s not defending justice—he’s enabling tyranny. Aguocha’s words drip
with hypocrisy disguised as concern. Let’s call this what it is: cowardice
polished with grammar. The man talks about “fragile peace” like we’re talking
about fine china. The South-East doesn’t have peace—it has quiet terror. It’s
the kind of quiet you hear before a storm, the kind that fools think is
stability. Markets have died. Transport workers starve. Teachers cry.
Businesses flee. And Aguocha calls this “progress.” Someone should check his
pulse; he might be mistaking rigor mortis for calm.
Governor Soludo may not be perfect, but at least he’s
doing something. The man is standing in the fire while others are roasting
plantain from a distance. He’s trying to drag Anambra out of a ditch dug by
fearmongers and opportunists. And Aguocha? He’s too busy lecturing him about
“rights” from the comfort of Abuja, probably sipping coffee while Anambra
counts coffins.
When Aguocha says Soludo’s policies could “reignite
violence,” it’s almost laughable. Brother, the violence never stopped. It’s
been ongoing—just quiet enough for people like you to pretend it’s peace. You
don’t end terror by tiptoeing around it; you end it by crushing it. Ask
Colombia. Ask Northern Ireland. Ask anyone who’s ever had to choose between
fear and freedom. The only people who benefit from this nonsense are criminals
and cowards—and Aguocha sounds far too sympathetic to both.
The sit-at-home order has turned the South-East into a
weekly ghost town. Investors have fled. Students are falling behind. People
can’t feed their families. You can’t build a nation where half the week is
wasted on fear. And yet this lawmaker—who should be fighting for
development—chooses to defend decay. If stupidity were a currency, he’d be a
billionaire by now.
And let’s talk about his obsession with “silent
agitators.” These so-called agitators have burned buses and businesses, killed
teachers, and forced children to stay home. They’ve made Mondays a curse word.
But Aguocha sees them as misunderstood heroes. Maybe he should spend one Monday
walking through Onitsha without security. Let’s see how long that sympathy
lasts when the first gunshot rings.
There’s a Yoruba proverb that says, “If a man lets his
eyes close because he doesn’t want to see evil, evil will find him in his
sleep.” That’s what Aguocha is doing—sleeping through disaster and calling
it peace. The South-East doesn’t need silence; it needs sanity. It doesn’t need
lectures from Abuja; it needs leadership on the ground.
Soludo is right to challenge this madness. You can’t
rebuild a society while obeying the orders of ghosts. You can’t educate
children by keeping them home out of fear. You can’t revive commerce while
kneeling to criminals. Ending this forced sit-at-home Mondays isn’t
oppression—it’s liberation. It’s not tyranny—it’s therapy.
So yes, what Obi Aguocha is saying is complete nonsense.
Either he’s too dumb to see the damage, or he’s too comfortable to care. But
here’s the truth: no region has ever prospered by normalizing fear. Mondays in
Anambra should be for business, not for burial. If Aguocha can’t grasp that,
then maybe he should take his own advice and stay at home—permanently. Because
the South-East Nigeria needs thinkers, not talkers. It needs builders, not
bureaucrats. And if defending insanity is his idea of wisdom, then, truly, the
man’s head needs a ‘brain’ reboot.

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